Essentials

for the

Real Ones.

We’ve Got Merch!

Our brand-new shirts are here — and they’re made for the sun. ☀️
Crafted from high-quality rash guard material, they’re perfect for staying cool and protected during all your outdoor adventures.

👕 Details:

  • Unisex sizes: S–XL

  • Multiple colors available

  • $75 (includes shipping!)

  • Made in the USA by a local business 💪

🛒 Pre-Order Info:

We’re taking preorders from October 15–29.
After that, all shirts will be made to order. Since they’re locally produced, please allow up to 4 weeks for delivery after the order window closes.

Don’t miss out — grab yours while preorders are open!